Monday, October 15, 2007

A Few Ways to Increase Your Chances of Attaining a Nobel Peace Prize

Write a book tugging at the heartstrings of those concerned about slightly warm polar bears everywhere. Try to shed a tear or two when asked about it.

Create a documentary with pretty pictures, a sobering musical score and whatever you do, keep research low and emotion high!

Fraternize regularly with the UN.

Participate in a crusade against global warming and monitor the globe's status by taking your jet-fuel powered personal aircraft.

Avoid rational dialogue with those in disagreement.

Show passionate concern about diminishing natural resources. Proceed to fill up jet-fuel powered personal aircraft to attend global warming conference with UN officials.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

very nice.

Jon said...

Participate in a crusade against global warming and monitor the globe's status by taking your jet-fuel powered personal aircraft.

Show passionate concern about diminishing natural resources. Proceed to fill up jet-fuel powered personal aircraft to attend global warming conference with UN officials.


This is the exact reason I do not sympathize with celebrity environmentalists. Double standards.