In response to the finale of Obama's historic speech upon the Barapolis*, I have felt the hope, been moved to change, and now recommend that as adequately respectful subjects, rather, citizens, we must begin learning the new anthem for the savior of America.
What can we glean from this ostentatious, emotionally charged thought vacuum?
We must move forward! (Away from Democracy!)
Redistribution of wealth! (Through coercive taxation!)
We must not reward lobbyists! (Suppress citizen concerns!)
Work is vital for Americans (As long as it is government sanctioned!)
I (Obama) could be the first black president! (Pursuit of history trumps job suitability!)
This has never been about me! (Yes it has!)
* "Barapolis" is in reference to the structure resembling a Greek temple that gave a grandiose backdrop dripping with sanctimoniousness to this transcendentally smarmy candidate's acceptance speech.